Please don't expect me to be a regulated blogger. I'm too lazy for that. Without further ado, enjoy the organized chaos!
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
I’ll be forever laughing at this because of how Peter just leans back and tosses the papers aside like "it’s no big deal, it’s just an axe in the chest, I’ve had far worse, literally, I’ve literally had worse, no need to panic, dear nephew, I’ve literally died once, this is just a flesh wound, merely a scratch, be a darling and get me some ice, Derek"
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp